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How to steal money from other researchers

You are on a budget and need some extra money? No problem, here is what you can do:

  1. Open a bank account
  2. Find an organization that is supporting research in your area
  3. Get a collaborator to send them a grant proposal (make sure he or she does a good job here)
  4. Tell collaborator that you have that bank account (collaborator has to be naive and/ or from abroad)
  5. Let the collaborator convince the donating organization to send the money to your account

That is it. Now just use the money yourself.

If the collaborator should complain to the institute management, tell them the money is yours and tell some insulting things about the collaborator; they will believe you and further insult the collaborator. That should fix that “problem”.

Oh, I forgot: to make this work you will have to be the spouse of the university president. So figure that out firs!

Ikke trakassering, men fornektelse knekker folk

Dersom energien strekker til vil det komme et innlegg om fornektelsen arbeidsgiveren bedriver. Det er denne fornektelsen som til slutt knekker for godt den som rammes.


Og til dere som føler seg urettferdig omtalt:

Dere får si fra når dere ser noen drive med faenskap og ikke når det er for sent, takk!


Do NOT tell your story!


If you try to, they will hunt you down and “kill” you. No escape. No help in your effort. They win, you loose. In the end you will be made to share their disrespect for you and this will really be the end. To join these people means loosing ones dignity as a human being.

May you make informed decisions!


“Smoking out” as HRM tool at UiO

This short article wants to illustrate with a story a term which might be used in the context of human ressource management (HRM) at the University of Oslo (UiO).

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This is to you, trouble makers


A couple of weeks ago, the first threat came in. A very effective one, pure terror. Continue reading


Inspirational Quotes

If we find we cannot help others, the least we can do is to desist from harming them.
July 18, 2011
Whoever acts with respect will get respect. Whoever brings sweetness will be served almond cake. #Rumi
August 26, 2011
#CosmicConsciousness My soul is from elsewhere. I know that for sure and I intend to be there again -Rumi
August 23, 2011


Why Do Bad Leaders Always Seem to Win?

Why does it seem that the very worst bosses – the bullies, the egomaniacs, and the bad leaders – always seem to come out on top, leaving a trail of victims (and broken organizations) in their wake?